“My girlfriend said to me in bed last night, 'You're a pervert' - I said, 'That's a big word for a girl of nine.'” Emo Philips
“My girlfriend said to me in bed last night, 'You're a pervert' - I said, 'That's a big word for a girl of nine.'” Emo Philips — English Quotes (@english_quotes) December 3, 2018