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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Jack Handey

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Jack Handey — English Quotes (@english_quotes) April 29, 2021

“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” Jack Handey

“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” Jack Handey — English Quotes (@english_quotes) July 3, 2019

“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.” Jack Handey

“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.” Jack Handey — English Quotes (@english_quotes) January 4, 2018