English Quotes

"The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco." Mark Twain — English Quotes (@english_quotes) Dec 16, 2021

"All generalizations are false, including this one." Mark Twain — English Quotes (@english_quotes) August 3, 2020

“One thing at a time, is my motto – and just play that thing for all it is worth, even if it's only two pair and a jack.” Mark Twain — English Quotes (@english_quotes) November 13, 2018

“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.” Mark Twain — English Quotes (@english_quotes) March 27, 2018

“The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.” Mark Twain — English Quotes (@english_quotes) September 28, 2017

“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.” Mark Twain — English Quotes (@english_quotes) September 14, 2017

“I've never let my school interfere with my education.” Mark Twain — English Quotes (@english_quotes) August 29, 2017

“It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.” Mark Twain — English Quotes (@english_quotes) May 13, 2017

“The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.” Mark Twain — English Quotes (@english_quotes) March 5, 2017

“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.” Mark Twain — English Quotes (@english_quotes) October 24, 2016

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.” Mark Twain

“If the man doesn’t believe as we do, we say he is a crank, and that settles it. I mean, it does nowadays, because now we can’t burn him.” Mark Twain

“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” Mark Twain

“If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.” Mark Twain

“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” Mark Twain

“Let us endeavor to live, so that when we die, even the undertaker will be sorry.” Mark Twain

“To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.” Mark Twain

“A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.” Mark Twain

“Work like u don't need the money. Love like u've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Live like it's Heaven on Earth.” Mark Twain

“Always do right; this will gratify some and astonish the rest.” Mark Twain