English Quotes

“The status quo sucks.” George Carlin — English Quotes (@english_quotes) June 17, 2018

“If you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten.” George Carlin — English Quotes (@english_quotes) December 9, 2017

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” George Carlin

“You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic.” George Carlin

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.” George Carlin

“Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?” George Carlin